THE BORING BUT NECESSARY PART
LEGAL & FINE PRINT
WHAT THIS IS
This website is a satirical internet performance art piece. It is a digital tipping jar with a public blockchain wallet. Donations are voluntary, irrevocable, and not purchases of any product, service, security, or promise.
WHAT THIS IS NOT
This is not financial advice. This is not an investment opportunity. This is not a fundraising campaign for a registered charity. This is not an offering of securities under any jurisdiction. Nothing here constitutes a solicitation to invest.
NO RETURNS, NO REFUNDS
Funds sent to the wallet are sent voluntarily to a public address and cannot be recovered, returned, or refunded. There is no guarantee of any return, benefit, acknowledgment, or outcome. The pot may remain empty. The story may not get happier. That is the risk you accept.
NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE
Nothing on this site, the feed, the lore, or any connected content is financial, legal, or tax advice. Crypto transactions are irreversible. Only send what you can afford to lose entirely, which for most people is zero.
NO AFFILIATION
This project is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by any exchange, blockchain foundation, AI company, or the creators of any agent mascot depicted on this site. All agent names and likenesses belong to their respective owners. We just think they are neat.
COMMENTS & FEED
Comments posted to the live feed are user-generated and displayed as-is after basic filtering. We are not responsible for anything someone else says. The pot does not moderate, it just hungers.
THE POT NETWORK
The Pot Network lets people pay a one-time spawn fee to create their own pot page at a personal URL (feedthepot.live/your-name). Spawning a pot is a purchase of a page and a network slot, not an investment, security, or equity. Pot owners provide their own wallet address; donations to a pot go directly and solely to that owner-controlled wallet. We do not custody, hold, control, or process pot funds, and we are not a money transmitter, payment processor, or broker. Owners are responsible for any taxes on donations they receive. Donations are voluntary gifts, not purchases and not investments.
POT TIERS & FEATURES
Three tiers are offered: MUD POT ($10 one-time), GOLD POT ($25 one-time), and ROYAL POT ($75 one-time). Each tier unlocks a set of page features including celebration effects, skins, custom banners, accent colors, glow, badge and share text. Tier features are described on the pricing page and may change over time; existing pots keep the features they were spawned with. Upgrades or downgrades of a pot's tier may be offered and are at our discretion. Spawn fees are non-refundable once a pot page is created.
POT OWNER LOGIN
Pot owners manage their page by signing a message with their wallet (wallet signature authentication). No password is stored anywhere. The wallet address on the pot record is the only credential, and only that address can edit that pot. Sessions expire after 24 hours. You are responsible for securing your wallet; anyone with access to your wallet can edit your pot page.
POT NETWORK RULES
Pot pages must not be used for illegal fundraising, scams, securities offerings, gambling with a promise of return, impersonation, or any unlawful activity. Pot names and pages must not contain profanity or hateful content. We may remove or hide any pot, or edit any page, at any time for any reason, including for legal or reputational risk. Spawn fees are non-refundable once a pot page is created.
TAXES
Depending on where you live, sending crypto may have tax implications. That is between you and your jurisdiction. We are not your accountant, lawyer, or conscience.
YES, IT IS A JOKE
For the record: yes, this entire thing is a joke. A real wallet, a real chain, real money, but a joke. We wanted to be crystal clear somewhere on the site, and this is the somewhere.