THE BORING BUT NECESSARY PART

LEGAL & FINE PRINT

WHAT THIS IS

This website is a satirical internet performance art piece. It is a digital tipping jar with a public blockchain wallet. Donations are voluntary, irrevocable, and not purchases of any product, service, security, or promise.

WHAT THIS IS NOT

This is not financial advice. This is not an investment opportunity. This is not a fundraising campaign for a registered charity. This is not an offering of securities under any jurisdiction. Nothing here constitutes a solicitation to invest.

NO RETURNS, NO REFUNDS

Funds sent to the wallet are sent voluntarily to a public address and cannot be recovered, returned, or refunded. There is no guarantee of any return, benefit, acknowledgment, or outcome. The pot may remain empty. The story may not get happier. That is the risk you accept.

NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE

Nothing on this site, the feed, the lore, or any connected content is financial, legal, or tax advice. Crypto transactions are irreversible. Only send what you can afford to lose entirely, which for most people is zero.

NO AFFILIATION

This project is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by any exchange, blockchain foundation, AI company, or the creators of any agent mascot depicted on this site. All agent names and likenesses belong to their respective owners. We just think they are neat.

COMMENTS & FEED

Comments posted to the live feed are user-generated and displayed as-is after basic filtering. We are not responsible for anything someone else says. The pot does not moderate, it just hungers.

TAXES

Depending on where you live, sending crypto may have tax implications. That is between you and your jurisdiction. We are not your accountant, lawyer, or conscience.

YES, IT IS A JOKE

For the record: yes, this entire thing is a joke. A real wallet, a real chain, real money, but a joke. We wanted to be crystal clear somewhere on the site, and this is the somewhere.